dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

carry-on-my-otp:

pulledacross:

"Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate"

Nine doesn’t have time for your bullshit

posted 3 days ago via xbox420 · © kazvipo with 1,287 notes

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

THOSE WERE THE DAYS:  ”Robert Downey Jr.” on The Simpsons - S11E1 (aired on September 26, 1999)

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

thewicked-eternity