A Bit of Fry and Laurie - 4x03
You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
I don’t care what you say these games were fantastic
yes hello we are open good morning
when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something