A Bit of Fry and Laurie - 4x03

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

wdya:

I don’t care what you say these games were fantastic

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

thewicked-eternity